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I chanced upon, ok i didn't, I went to Steven Lim's blog.He is aka the stupid guy who plucks eyebrows at Orchard Road. It is HILARIOUS! and DISGUSTING. and REVOLTING. Well, what do you expect from that kind of crap? I can't really remember what he wrote but, trust me, he is living in his own delusional shell and boy, do I hope someone brings him out of it. Throughout his whole blog, he just keeps emphasising that he has countless girlfriends, many of them Chinese nationals blah. Oh, by the way, according to him, he is single now. And he has those bloody videos that you will accidentally trigger if your mouse goes over it. Guess what! There is no stop or pause button. So you have no choice but to get through with it. Obviously you just scroll down to avoid looking at them but there is still the background noise. Though I was disgusted, out of curiosity, I continued looking. Boy, did I have a good laugh. Haha. I mean how can anyone call himself in Chinese "The Most suave-looking person in the universe". Maybe he has some eye disorder that no one knows about or maybe he has some kind of neurological disease that causes him to interpret how he looks the wrong way. By the way, he gives out his handphone number on his site. Not once, twice, but more than five times. Notice his desperation.

That reminds me. JN and I met him once when we were at Orchard. He asked me if I wanted some eyebrow plucking. Haha. I just walked past that pest without acknowledging his existence. I rather have bushy eyebrows or no eyebrows at all then let the thing pluck a single hair off my eyebrows.

His videos are hilarious. He actually thinks that he is dancing. Most of the videos I accidentally saw involves him stripping again. Then I ask myself, does that thing have any clean underwear? He strips and I see dirty underwear or something close to that. Why must he strip in the first place? To see his FLAB? I don't know what he's thinking. Oh, some might say, he is stripping, then shouldn't it be considered pornography? Erm, I think porn stars should at least have a certain degree of sexual attractiveness, right? He so reminds me of the anteater in the zoo. How sexually attractive is that supposed to be? YEW. Then he always gives that perverse look that makes me laugh non-stop. Am I supposed to be turned on or something? I think RA should join him in that. Oh, he butchers songs too. I can't even garner the slightest respect for him. YEW.

Things that one can resort to get negative attention. Plus, he can't write and spell. If he gets a look at my blog or something, I am like dead. Because he will SUE me. MUAHAHAHA. He is his own lawyer. If he makes a police report, he is the police man who took down his own statement. If we go to court, he's the judge. GET A LIFE.