Pervert

There's this pervert in SMU. I just read his blog and he is like commenting on how many pretty girls there were at DOD. My god, he sounds super desperate. I feel like seeing that loser's face after reading what he wrote. He sounds like a big disgusting loser. I am trying to picture whether there was any loser walking around during those few days. And I am quite sure that he's a year 2. YEW, why are they all so desperate? GROSS.

Ah Long

I am so bloody pissed at work. Atrocious work while I was away. Doesn't it sound funny that a temp staff is saying that about a stupid perm staff? He is so bloody stupid that we call him nano brain now. OMG. How can anyone be so stupid?!?!?! And he asked me this morning "Do you know that HJ wants you to train the new staff when she comes?" I gave him a DUH face and said as politely as I could "Yes." Then? Are we going to ruin the chances of the new staff doing a good job by giving him the chance to train him or her? OMG.

I am now an Ah Long according to one of my friends. Haha. Doesn't that name sound horrid and unclassy? Haha. I am a nice Ah Long though. I use spray paint to get people to pay up and this is the message: PLEASE PAY UP, THANK YOU! :D Haha. See, I am so nice. I have to get to school later to help them with the domino props aka our stunts. We are too bloody ambitious and though I hope for success, I am still pissed that I didn't object to it before that. Haha, my senior said that I show my displeasure very easily. Who ask that thing to piss me off? Order me around when he himself is doing nothing productive. Even when we were selling the dominos, he also had to say that we were slacking. HELLO! He was sitting around all day without doing any selling!

There's this guy at work who keeps looking at me. Haha, that means I keep looking at him right? Or else I won't know that he is looking at me. SERIOUS. Everytime I turn around or happen to be somewhere he's near. I will find him looking at me. Ok, maybe I am the one looking at him all the time. I have to admit, HE'S CUTE but too short. Like just a bit taller than me. Haha. Maybe he looks at me because he's wondering how come a person can look so pissed and unfriendly all the time. The other time in Sec 1 when I liked JR, I also thought that he was looking at me all the time, when I stopped liking him, he kind of stopped looking too. Haha, so maybe it's my imagination. But the difference now is that I don't like that guy. HAHA, I have an overactive imagination.

I am like so bored at work. I rather do CIP.

SL

I chanced upon, ok i didn't, I went to Steven Lim's blog.He is aka the stupid guy who plucks eyebrows at Orchard Road. It is HILARIOUS! and DISGUSTING. and REVOLTING. Well, what do you expect from that kind of crap? I can't really remember what he wrote but, trust me, he is living in his own delusional shell and boy, do I hope someone brings him out of it. Throughout his whole blog, he just keeps emphasising that he has countless girlfriends, many of them Chinese nationals blah. Oh, by the way, according to him, he is single now. And he has those bloody videos that you will accidentally trigger if your mouse goes over it. Guess what! There is no stop or pause button. So you have no choice but to get through with it. Obviously you just scroll down to avoid looking at them but there is still the background noise. Though I was disgusted, out of curiosity, I continued looking. Boy, did I have a good laugh. Haha. I mean how can anyone call himself in Chinese "The Most suave-looking person in the universe". Maybe he has some eye disorder that no one knows about or maybe he has some kind of neurological disease that causes him to interpret how he looks the wrong way. By the way, he gives out his handphone number on his site. Not once, twice, but more than five times. Notice his desperation.

That reminds me. JN and I met him once when we were at Orchard. He asked me if I wanted some eyebrow plucking. Haha. I just walked past that pest without acknowledging his existence. I rather have bushy eyebrows or no eyebrows at all then let the thing pluck a single hair off my eyebrows.

His videos are hilarious. He actually thinks that he is dancing. Most of the videos I accidentally saw involves him stripping again. Then I ask myself, does that thing have any clean underwear? He strips and I see dirty underwear or something close to that. Why must he strip in the first place? To see his FLAB? I don't know what he's thinking. Oh, some might say, he is stripping, then shouldn't it be considered pornography? Erm, I think porn stars should at least have a certain degree of sexual attractiveness, right? He so reminds me of the anteater in the zoo. How sexually attractive is that supposed to be? YEW. Then he always gives that perverse look that makes me laugh non-stop. Am I supposed to be turned on or something? I think RA should join him in that. Oh, he butchers songs too. I can't even garner the slightest respect for him. YEW.

Things that one can resort to get negative attention. Plus, he can't write and spell. If he gets a look at my blog or something, I am like dead. Because he will SUE me. MUAHAHAHA. He is his own lawyer. If he makes a police report, he is the police man who took down his own statement. If we go to court, he's the judge. GET A LIFE.

Sick

I am running a fever, having a bad cough, sore throat and running nose. To add to my misery, I am having a hard time trying not to fall asleep at my desk. Well, I can't take sick leave because I took leave for the Dominos of Dreams CIP yesterday and will be taking it again tomorrow and probably next week. Yea, I don't like to come to work when I am sick. The other time I did that, I did not recover for more than 2 weeks and ended up taking sick leave for one whole week. Two months after that, the doctor told me I still hadn't recover from my sore throat yet! Haha, now I am sick again. I really think it's the PTSD-Post Traumatic Stress Disorder. I mean I was fine before that but I started to fall sick the same week I came back from the camp.

I cannot help but want to comment on something again. The English that the guy wrote on his blog is atrocious. I mean grammer mistakes and spelling is forgivable but the way he writes makes me wonder whether we are from the same planet. I have to take a few minutes to understand what he wrote and this makes me wonder how anyone communicates with him. Writing like that is going to get you nowhere on reports man.

Beat You up

This is like really getting on my nerves. I am losing contact with my OG mates because of some idiot who replied with their email. This is like so bloody irritating. OK, whatever, it doesn't really matter anymore.

Anyway, I was like looking at some other people's blogs and I really want to do an error correction report. Grammer, vocabulary, sentence structure and spelling. Well, I didn't in the end. I myself understand that my English is far from perfect and blogs are kind of personal so you can write it in your own style if that is how you want to describe it.

Dominos. I am in the CIP event. I am so happy to say that Bondue camp did such a great job. The team bonding today for the CIP event is like so stupid and lame. Pales in comparison to the Bondue camp. Melvin is less irritating and more funny now. Haha.

Wasted

I think I have somehow wasted quite a bit of my life away.

Not feeling well

yea, yea. I am feeling sick now. Feel like puking. I didn't finish my work before leaving on Friday. So bleak.

Anyway, a random and ridiculous thought came to me last night. If I ever enter a casino, the only game I would be playing is at the slot machines. I don't know how to play any card games except maybe Indian Poker. Haha. Who plays Indian poker at a casino. Haha.